...So I go down the steps 
              here, and I go out to this newsstand across the street 
              where they sell magazines and lottery tickets and stationery. 
              I have to get in line because there are people buying 
              candy and all that sort of thing, and I talk to them. 
              The woman behind the counter has a jewel between her 
              eyes, and when it's my turn, I ask her if there have 
              been any big winners lately. I get my envelope and seal 
              it up and go to the postal convenience center down the 
              block at the corner of 47th Street and 2nd Avenue, where 
              I'm secretly in love with the woman behind the counter. 
              I keep absolutely poker-faced; I never let her know 
              how I feel about her. One time I had my pocket picked 
              in there and got to meet a cop and tell him about it. 
Anyway, I address the envelope to Carol in Woodstock. 
              I stamp the envelope and mail it in a mailbox in front 
              of the post office, and I go home. And I've had a hell 
              of a good time. 
And I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different.
